Your kissing a fool if...
- Everytime your lips meet s/he seems to be pulling away rather than leaning in.
- You get together at parties or when you run in to each other but never seem to have any planned dates.
- S/he has been known to whisper somebody else's name by "mistake."
- His/her breath is always minty fresh... players are always prepared!
- You only ever get together when one or both of you are intoxicated.
- He or she is in a relationship with somebody else, no matter how bad they claim that relationship is if their still in it the kiss is tainted.
- When you kiss you just feel in your gut that his/her heart is not really in it.
- There never seems to be a good time to talk about your relationship but there is always time for making out.
- S/he never, never ever, calls the day after you get together and if you call s/he is usually too busy to talk or doesn't answer at all.
- You know of at least three other people who have the same type of "relationship" with your kissing buddy.
- When the two of you get together kissing is all you do you don't talk or just hang out.
- You just can't seem to get him/her to settle down with you alone, but s/he is always ready for a hot and heavy make out session.
- Kissing is the only thing you genuinely enjoy doing with this person.
- When you use the words "boyfriend", "girlfriend", or "us" you can feel her/him cringe.
- You have caught her/him kissing somebody else.

